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  Prolog:   Di hamparan tanah Jawa yang masih muda, di tengah hiruk-pikuk kerajaan dan pertempuran tak berujung, lahirlah seorang putra yang ditakdirkan untuk menjadi legenda.  Ia adalah Gatotkaca, putra Bima, sang kesatria perkasa dari Pandawa, dan Arimbi, putri raksasa yang anggun namun menyimpan kekuatan dahsyat.  Kisah ini bukan sekadar dongeng, melainkan rekonstruksi sejarah yang mencoba menggali kebenaran di balik mitos dan legenda, mengungkap perjalanan hidup Gatotkaca, dari masa kanak-kanak yang penuh tantangan hingga kematiannya yang heroik.   Bab 1: Bayangan Kekuatan Raksasa   Lahir di tengah pertempuran sengit antara Pandawa dan Kurawa, Gatotkaca sejak kecil telah dihadapkan pada realita kerasnya dunia.  Ia bukanlah anak biasa.  Darah raksasa mengalir deras dalam tubuhnya, memberinya kekuatan luar biasa yang menakutkan sekaligus memikat.  Namun, kekuatan itu juga menjadi beban.  Ia seringkali kesulitan mengendalikan amarahnya,...
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Humor Kelebihan Wanita

Kelebihan Wanita

Suatu saat seorang anak perempuan bertanya pada ibunya.

Anak : "Bu, apa sih kelebihan wanita itu?"
Ibu : "Ah, belum saatnya nak..."
Anak : "Nggak mau... nggak mau... pokoknya jawab !!!"
Ibu : "Nanti aja, kalo kamu udah kelas 6"
Anak : "Yaaaah ibu!!"

Waktu berlalu, si anak sekarang sudah kelas 6. Tanpa diduga oleh si Ibu, anaknya menanyakan kembali kelebihan wanita.

Anak :"Seperti janji Ibu 2 tahun lalu, apa sih kelebihan wanita itu ?"
Ibu : "Ya, kayak kamu itu! Ngotot !"

Celana Dalam

      Suatu saat seorang gadis lugu bernama Ririn baru pulang dari sekolah dengan wajah yang bingung. Lalu dia bicara dengan ibunya.

Ririn: "Bu kok tadi di sekolah teman-teman laki ngeliatin kolong meja tempat Ririn duduk, kenapa ya ?"

Ibu: "Biasanya sih anak laki-laki kalau ngeliatin kolong meja yang didudukin anak perempuan mungkin mereka ngintipin celana dalam Kamu."

Ririn: "Ngintipin celana dalam? Waaah untung Ririn tadi lupa pake celana dalam

Ibu: "?????????"

Cerita Sekretaris Baru

     Gue punya sekretaris baru, cantiik, kinyis-kinyis, maklumlah fresh graduated. Sebagai orang baru, dia cukup bisa diandalkan, semua tugas tugas dapat diselesaikan dengan baik, tanpa perlu petunjuk dan pengarahan.

     Cuma satu yang sedikit mengesalkan [untung ketutup ama kinyis-kinyisnya], dia nggak pernah mau menjawab telpon. Akhirnya dengan sedikit nggak enak aku tegur, agar dia mau mengangkat telpon kalau telpon berdering.

     Dengan polosnya dia jawab, "Boss, aku khan baru disini, semua keluarga, kenalan dan temen-temen belum ada yg tahu nomor telpon kantor ini. Jadi kalo ada telpon berdering, pasti bukan buat saya."

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