Skip to main content

Humor Darling

Darling

Seorang manager di sebuah perusahaan melihat ada seorang pegawai baru. Lalu dia menyuruh pegawai baru itu untuk datang ke ruangannya.
"Siapa namamu?" adalah pertanyaan pertama yang diajukan manager pada pegawai baru itu. "John," jawab si pegawai.
Manager tampak marah, "Dengar...aku nggak tahu tempatmu seperti apa dulu kamu bekerja, tapi aku tidak memanggil karyawanku dengan nama depan mereka. Itu melanggar etika dan akan menjatuhkan martabat. Aku hanya akan memanggil pegawaiku dengan nama keluarganya seperti ... Smith, Jones, Baker... Mengerti, ya? Para karyawan di sini memanggilku Mr. Robertson.

Nah, karena sekarang masalahnya sudah jelas, katakan siapa nama keluargamu?"
Pegawai itu dengan mengeluh menjawab, "Darling. Nama lengkap saya adalah John Darling." "Saya setuju, saya panggil kamu John saja........ "

Ajal Yang Tertunda

Seorang penjelajah di pedalaman Amazon tiba-tiba saja dikepung sekelompok primitif yang haus darah. "Oo... Tuhan matilah aku," gumamnya.
Tiba-tiba dari langit di atasnya ada kilatan cahaya dan terdengar suara menggema:
"Tidak anakku..., ajalmu belum tiba. Ambillah batu di dekat kakimu itu dan pukul kepala pemimpin mereka yang tepat berdiri di depanmu."
Si penjelajah itu pun mengambil batu dan menyerang pemimpin gerombol itu, dan memukulkan batu itu ke kepala si pemimpin sekuat tenaga hingga ia mati seketika.
Dia berdiri di atas mayat si pemimpin. Seketika 100 orang primitif itu mengepungnya dengan muka sangat marah karena melihat pemimpinnya terbunuh.
Kilatan dari langit itu muncul lagi dengan suara menggema: "Nah, sekarang... baru ajalmu tiba anakku...."

Masih Bayar

Anak : Ayah berapa sih biaya kalau mau menikah?
Ayah : Sambil memperhatikan wajah anak laki-lakinya yang polos itu. Entahlah nak, karena sampai sekarang Ayah masih bayar terus kepada ibumu.

Kejutan

Seorang Presiden berkata kepada tukang sapu di istana, "Coba buat sebuah kejutan padaku, dan kemudian buat pula permintaan maaf atas kejutan itu yang jauh lebih mengejutkan lagi".
Begitulah, beberapa hari kemudian Sang Presiden sedang berdiri di jendela Istana, memandang keindahan taman di bawahnya. Dengan berjingkat-jingkat si tukang sapu mendekat lalu mencubit pantat Sang Presiden.
"Hei, gila, apa-apaan ini !" teriak Presiden dengan sangat terkejut.
"Oh, maaf, Bapak Presiden," sahut si tukang sapu. "Tadinya saya sangka Bapak adalah Ibu Negara .... "

Comments

Popular posts from this blog

The Painting of Destiny

"Are you sure of this, Navan?" The old pirate stared at King Mannas' chief merchant. However, his bright emerald green eyes sparkled with laughter. "The information came from Daoud, one of my former crew members, when I was ravaging the coastal villages of Vyrone." Navan smiled at the expression crossing Gerrod's face, whose family had fled from one of these villages. The Iron Falcon was a legend and parents had always used the threat of its crew and its flaming-haired captain to scare naughty children into sleeping and behaving differently. Gerrod quickly recovered and smiled. "Then he must be a man to be trusted, indeed." "Ah!" cried Navan. "Daoud will take the coin from the mouth of a dead man while it is still warm. I trust him only because he knows the fate of him who lies to me." I may have made him captain when I decided to infiltrate King Mannas' court, but he still knows who is in charge. "We must tell ...

Good Morning America is a popular

Good Morning America is a popular morning news show that airs on ABC. It has been a staple in American households since its debut in 1975. The show covers a wide range of topics including news, entertainment, lifestyle, and pop culture. With its team of talented hosts and reporters, Good Morning America provides its viewers with the latest updates on current events and trending stories. One of the things that sets Good Morning America apart from other morning shows is its lively and energetic atmosphere. The hosts, including Robin Roberts, George Stephanopoulos, Michael Strahan, and Lara Spencer, bring a sense of fun and camaraderie to the show. They engage with their audience and each other in a way that feels genuine and relatable. In addition to its engaging hosts, Good Morning America also features a variety of segments that cater to a diverse audience. From cooking demos and fashion tips to celebrity interviews and human interest stories, the show offers something for everyone. Wh...

The liz hatton

The liz hatton is a unique piece of headwear that has been gaining popularity in recent years. This hat is characterized by its wide brim and low crown, which gives it a distinctive and fashionable look. The liz hatton is often made of materials such as wool, felt, or straw, making it a versatile accessory that can be worn in various seasons. One of the key features of the liz hatton is its versatility. This hat can be dressed up or down, making it suitable for a range of occasions. Whether you're going for a casual look or a more formal outfit, the liz hatton can easily complement your ensemble. Additionally, the wide brim of the hat provides excellent sun protection, making it ideal for outdoor activities such as picnics or garden parties. In terms of style, the liz hatton can be compared to other types of hats such as the fedora or the boater. While these hats may have similar silhouettes, the liz hatton stands out for its unique shape and design. The low crown and wide brim of ...
  • Menjadi Seorang Peramal

    Menjadi Seorang Peramal Jumat, 19 Juni 2980 Thornton Ave, Batu Api, Michigan Jase Hiawatha, seorang guru sekolah menengah berusia akhir dua puluhan ditemukan tewas, di kolam renangnya. Malam itu gelap; Kedua pergelangan tangannya bersama tenggorokannya telah disayat terbuka. Air di kolamnya berkilau... Readmore

  • AMBIT

    AMBIT What is in your life that you mostly suck at, might be a few things but for in life what I suck at is life itself. I don't wanna go to school but then I am also not that creative to come up with a good excuse. My father wants me to be like him, intelligent as hell, he can really crush your bal... Readmore

  • Memories

    "Memories" 10 years ago I had woken up from surgery after I got my appendix removed with no memory of who I was or where I was. The only thing I seemed to “remember” was an unknown woman who had curly ginger hair smiling at me. I couldn’t make out the setting whenever I thought about it but as my li... Readmore

  • As Good As Dead

    As Good As Dead Brock pulled up to the hospital, wondering if he needed to admit himself to the ER. A puddle of blood had trickled onto his lap from the wound on his hand. The floor beneath his feet squished and crackled. Sweat, blood, and glass had accumulated on the mat from the blown windows and ... Readmore

  • Wait. What?

    Wait. What? My skin felt like it was barely keeping every emotion bottled up as I made my way down the hallway to my sister’s office. My interview with Margery Grant, the hiring manager for a legal proofreader position I applied to, went extraordinarily well. For the first time in a long time, I fel... Readmore

  • The Well

    The Well. “Why are you burying it so deep?” “We want someone to find it in the next fifty years or so, don’t we?” “This empty well will eventually be dug up to build a new estate, so don’t worry, it will be found!” “New estate!” “We are four hundred kilometres from the nearest city!” “And that city ... Readmore

  • Putri Misnia Shary Bahri

    Putri Misnia Shary Bahri You never knew what will appear in your life people you met may mark your life some may leaving lesson learned what is left is a remaining a good memory pepoel always come and go unexpected chances worth to take to mark a trial in each steeping step through a journey of... Readmore

  • A Life Remembered

    A Life Remembered In the distance I can hear whirring and clanking. I try to open my eyes, but the stark light makes them sting and I immediately close my eyes again. My head is throbbing, and the noise is intruding into my brain like daggers. I can feel myself moving through a brightly lit tunnel, ... Readmore

  • To the Amazing Future Ellie Rose Lynn...

    To the Amazing Future Ellie Rose Lynn... “Here seems right,” Mom said, pushing her shovel into the soft dirt under the large tree. “I think it was over here.”  “Sounds good.” I responded, putting down the digging tools in the grass next to the tree. We began digging into the soil, stopping when... Readmore

  • Beginners Guide For Selecting A Camping Chair If You Are Heavy

    Beginners Guide For Selecting A Camping Chair If You Are Heavy Camping is a great way to enjoy the outdoors, but finding the right camping chair can be a challenge for heavier individuals. Here is a guide to help you select the right camping chair for your needs: Look For A Chair With A Higher Weigh... Readmore