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Nama Jalan Panjang

Ada seorang bule lagi jalan-jalan di Bali. Iseng-iseng dia menghafal nama-nama jalan. Setelah capek dia berjalan dan ditambah pusing kepalanya krn nama-nama jalan yg barusan dibacanya, berhentilah dia lalu berkata kepada warga sekitar yg kebetulan lewat,

Bule : "Saya heran dan salut sama orang Indonesia bisa menghafal nama jalan yang panjang-panjang?"
Warga lokal : "Contohnya?"
Bule: "Jalan pelan-pelan banyak anak kecil!"

Sama Gagapnya

Seorang lelaki yang cukup tua yang telah menempuh perjalanan jauh tiba disebuah kota dan bertanya pada anak kecil yamg tengah bermain.

"Ee..nak, pe..pe..pengi..na..na..pan, ter..ter..dekat, le..lewat, ma..ma..mana..ya ?"
Anak kecil yang ditanya hanya diam saja. Lelaki tersebut bertanya kembali.
"Nak..,le..le..wat, ma..ma..mana, ka..ka..ka..kalau.., mau ke..ke.., pe..pe..pengina..na..pan, ter...ter..de..dekat ?"

Anak tersebut tetap diam, hanya memandang saja. Untuk ketiga kalinya, Lelaki itu bertanya, tapi tetap tidak mendapat jawaban. Akhirnya dia beranjak pergi, sambil menggerutu. Seorang Bapak yang kebetulan menyaksikan kejadian tersebut, menghampiri anak itu dan bertanya.

"Anak baik, kenapa tidak mau menjawab pertanyaan Lelaki tadi. Kamu tidak tahu jalan ke Penginapan ?"
"Sa..sa...saya, se..se..se...sebenarnya, ta..ta..tahu. Ta..tapi sa...sa...saya, ta..ta...ta..takut di ga..ga...ga...gampar, di..di...di..dikira ngi..ngi..ngi...ngina."

Arti Sebuah Mimpi

Pada saat bangun pagi seorang wanita berkata pada suaminya, "Tadi malam
Aku bermimpi engkau memberi aku sebuah kalung berlian di hari
Valentine ini".

Bagaimana pendapatmu mengenai mimpiku itu?". "Engkau akan segera mengetahuinya malam ini juga, Sayang," jawab suaminya. Malam itu si suami memberikan kepada istrinya sebungkus kado. Dengan hati berdebar-debar penuh kebahagiaan sang istri membuka kado itu perlahan-lahan dan isi kado itu adalah sebuah buku yang berjudul: "Arti-arti Mimpi".

Istri Yang Pintar

karena habis bertengkar hebat, sepasang suami istri selama berhari-hari nggak saling teguran. Pada suatu malam, karena gengsi nggak mau negur duluan, sang suami menulis catatan disebuah kertas. "Bangunin aku besok jam 7.00, karena ada rapat penting di kantor". Pagi harinya sang suami terbangun pada jam 8.00 dan didapatinya sebuah catatan, "Pak, bangun…..sudah jam 7.00". Sang suami : AAAAHHHHHHH !!!! :eek: :eek: :eek:

Lebih Bandel

Di suatu sore seseorang ayah dan anak laki lakinya sedang menikmati pisang goreng tiba sang anak berkata 'kenapa rambut ayah ada ubannya'
Sang ayah pun menjawab 'setiap kali kamu bandel rambut ayah tumbuh uban'
Sang anak pun menjawab lagi 'berarti ayah lebih bandel dari saya, sebab kakek lebih banyak ubannya dari pada ayah'

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