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Alasan Untuk Pergi Ke Gereja

Pada suatu pagi, seorang ibu mengetuk pintu kamar anak laki-lakinya dan memberitahunya bahwa sudah saatnya bangun dan pergi ke gereja.

 

"Aku tidak ke gereja pagi ini," kata si anak.

"Kamu harus bangun dan pergi ke gereja," balas si ibu.

"Tidak mau." si anak menjawab.

"Ya, kamu harus ke gereja!" si ibu berkata.

"Tidak mau. Mereka tidak menyukaiku dan sebaliknya, aku juga tidak menyukai mereka!" kata si anak. "Beri aku dua alasan bagus mengapa aku harus ke gereja."

 

"Satu, kamu berumur 55 tahun dan alasan kedua ialah karena kamu itu Pendetanya!"

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