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BATAL NIKAH

BATAL NIKAH

Di sore hari terlihat 3 orang pemuda (Cuplis, Gatot, Gundul) yang sedang bertukar cerita tentang pernikahan mereka yang batal.

Cuplis : Mot, kamu kenapa batal nikah, bukannya seharusnya bulan lalu kamu nikahnya

Gatot : Iya Plis, aku batal nikah karena kami Beda Agama.

Kalau kamu kenapa Plis, bukannyakamu juga seharusnya 2 minggu lalu nikahnya.

Cuplis : Iya, kami batal nikah karena kami Beda Suku.

Cuplis & Gatot : Eh Gundul, kamu diem aja, kalau kamu juga batal nikah kenapa ? bukannya seharusnya malah minggu lalu nikahnya

Gundul : Iya nih Plis / Mot, kami batal nikah karena kami Beda Kelamin.

Cuplis & Gatot : ???

Wkwkwkwk 

Adek Yang Menjebak Kaka nya

Pada Suatu hari Luna sedang melihat adik kesayangannya yang benama Tuti, adiknya itu begitu lucu dan menggemaskan dia sedang mamain mainkan tali dan tali itu diikatkan ke pohon yang tidak begitu besar yang ada di depan rumahnya mereka, sambil mengikatkan tali Tuti bicara sendiri "' bikin jebakan ah siapa tahu ada yang terperangkap"

Luna pu terheran heran atas tingkah laku adiknya dan diapun jadi penasaran dan langsung bertanya kepada adiknya beginilah percakapan mereka yang sangat lucu banget, humor dan gokil :Luna : tuti sayang lagi main apaan sih ? untuk apaan tali diikat ikat ke pohon kakak boleh tahu tidak?

Tuti : Begini kak aku lagi bikin jebakan nih kak.

Luna : adik manis lagi bikin jebakan apa sayang kasih tahu kakak dung?

Tuti : "ga boleh dung kak ini rahasia ga bilang siapa siapa , kan rahasia pribadiku, namanya jebakan rahasia pribadi."

Luna : Ah adik masak kakak tidak dikasih tau kasih tau dung plisssss,

Tuti : iya kakak ya udah kasian kakak adik kasih tahu tapi bayar dulu 5000 rupiah kan ya entar adik kasih tahu dah

Luna: ya udah deh ni kakak kasih duit 5000 rupiah buat adik nih ambil tut

Tuti: makasih ya kakak jangan marah ya janji, ini khusus jebakan orang bodoh yang mau ngasih 5000 rupiah buat aku kak hehehehe kena dah

Lina : "Wah kejebak dech guwe..."

Apakah Anda Seorang Tentara

Suatu saat, di sebuah bis kota yang penumpangnya berjubel seseorang bertanya kepada salah satu penumpang yang badannya kekar dan berambut pendek :

Penumpang :"Maaf pak, apakah bapak seorang Polisi ?"

Si Cepak : "Bukan !"

Penumpang :"Apakah bapak Angkatan Darat ?"

Si Cepak :"Bukan !"

Penumpang :"Angkatan Laut atau Angkatan Udara ya?"

Si Cepak :"Bukaaan...!"

Penumpang :"Kalau begitu, sialan kamu! "

Si Cepak :"Lho kenapa ?"

Penumpang :"Ini kamu nginjak kaki saya!!"

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